Irn-Bru
Liner notes
One time I went back to France and smuggled half a dozen cans of Irn-Bru in my luggage, knowing there was going to be an until-the-bakeries-opened party soon after I got back. About 4am, we cracked them open as a defence against the inevitable hangover. Someone said 'man, this stuff goes straight to your head.'My my, last night I was out on an almighty bender
And I have got what's due to me in a familiar way
Yesterday evening's curry
Beginning to repeat upon me
Irn-Bru, I'm dehydrated my throat is dry
Irn-Bru, I need a caffeine and sugar high
Irn-Bru, couldn't drink Coke if I wanted to
Irn-Bru, when I'm hung-over you pull me through
Irn, Irn, Irn, Irn, Irn-Bru, finally drinking my Irn-Bru
I tried to hold it down but it persisted
And now I'm turning to the fridge for assistance
Somewhere beneath all this booze
Is a can that is orange and blue
Irn-Bru, I'm dehydrated my throat is dry
Irn-Bru, I need a caffeine and sugar high
Irn-Bru, couldn't drink Coke if I wanted to
Irn-Bru, when I'm hung-over you pull me through
Irn, Irn, Irn, Irn, Irn-Bru, finally drinking my Irn-Bru.