It's Pi Day, I'm In A Huff

I don't care about $\sqrt{2}$, $e$ and $\phi$, they're not in $\mathbb{Q}$
$\gamma$*'These numbers can't be written as fractions of whole numbers.' We don't know about the Euler-Mascheroni constant., I don't have a clue, it's Pi Day, I'm in a huff.

I don't want to spend all March baking tasty pastry tarts
They look like a dreadful chart*Pie charts are horrible., it's Pi Day, I'm in a huff.

Tauists*There is a slightly silly suggestion to replace pi with tau, a number twice as big. Proponents of this change are 'tauists'., wait: I'd rather self-immolate Than have a $\pi$ v $\tau$ debate

Lately I have seen a spate of people who can't write the date
ISO 8 6 0 1*The international standard for writing the date -- such as 2025-03-14, rather than 3.14.'s great, it's Pi Day, I'm in a huff.

You say you have found beauty in Euler's identity
It's basic trigonometry, it's Pi Day, I'm in a huff.

It's ok, mate, if you want to celebrate
But I'll geek out on every date

You've got some Raspberry Pis you want to exercise
Computing digits (in hex) of pi
You're shouting from the roof, you've got a lovely proof
Due to Bailey, Borwein and Plouffe*BBP-type formulas give a way of computing the hexadecimal digits of pi independently of each other. Important work, I think you'll agree.
Their work is great, it's true, I'd just prefer if you
Found something useful to do
Forgive me acting gruff, I've just had enough
It's Pi Day, I'm in a huff

I don't care about $\sqrt{2}$...